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A man stops off at a bar after work to have a couple of drinks. He starts
talking to this woman, and even though the guy is married, he thinks she is
so fine that he agrees to go back to her place.
When he gets to her place, he finds out that she is a prostitute and that
she wants $75.
"Forget it," the man says, "you never told me you were a prostitute." "But I
do have $10 on me, will you take that?"
"You won't get any decent prostitute for that," the hooker says. She throws
the guy out.
Later that night, the man and his wife go out to dinner. While they are
eating, the same prostitute who happens to also be eating there recognizes
the guy.
She comes up to him and says, "See, I told you." "Look at the kind of trash
you'll pick up for $10."
talking to this woman, and even though the guy is married, he thinks she is
so fine that he agrees to go back to her place.
When he gets to her place, he finds out that she is a prostitute and that
she wants $75.
"Forget it," the man says, "you never told me you were a prostitute." "But I
do have $10 on me, will you take that?"
"You won't get any decent prostitute for that," the hooker says. She throws
the guy out.
Later that night, the man and his wife go out to dinner. While they are
eating, the same prostitute who happens to also be eating there recognizes
the guy.
She comes up to him and says, "See, I told you." "Look at the kind of trash
you'll pick up for $10."
(150 words)
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