Frikkie Meyer, Shaka Zulu & Jan van Riebeek were lost in the forest and were
captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could
live. If they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the
forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went
separate ways to gather fruits. Frikkie Meyer came back and said to the
king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him.

"You have to shove the 10 fruits up your butt without any expression on your
face or you will be eaten.'' The first apple went in.... but on the second
one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

Shaka Zulu arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained
the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy.

1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9 and on the tenth berry he burst out in
laughter and was killed.

Frikkie Meyer and Shaka Zulu met in hell and Frikkie Meyer asked Shaka Zulu,
"Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?"

Shaka Zulu replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw Jan van Riebeek with
pineapples"