A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the
alligator up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you
a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then
the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and
I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each
of you will buy me a drink." The crowd murmured their approval. The man
stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the
alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped.
After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard
on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his
genital, unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free
drinks was delivered.

The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's
willing to give it a try."

A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the
bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke up, "I'll try, but you have to promise not
to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."