Megalomaniac Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe is rather upset by his
travel ban to the European Union and the latest sanctions against his
"government" by the USA since his most recent rigged election.

So Bob decides to go and visit his n'anga (witch doctor).

He looks at the n'anga and says, "I want some muti that will tell me how to
ensure my victory over the neo-colonialists and their deluded black lackey
filthy columnists who think that because they are a majority they can vote
for whom they like."

The n'anga says, "I am throwing the bones and the spirit of our ancestors
was to be talking with me."

So Bob says, "How am I to determine the way forward in this, with the
various infrastructures and role players and stake holders who must conform
to the greater government vision for the masses?"

The n'anga replies, "Comrade President, please be removing the trousers and
the underpants now."

Bob obliges.

"Now I am wanting you to place this mirror between your knees and go into a
crouching position."

Bob obliges.

The n'anga asks, "And, looking in the mirror, what are you seeing?"

Bob replies, "I am seeing my arse."

And the n'anga says, "Get used to it, Comrade President!"


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[Updated from the archives]

Stupidity got us into this mess -- why can't it get us out?

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