The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple' s
house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her
daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. 'What are you doing?' the
mother-in-law asked. 'I am waiting for my husband to come home from work,'
the daughter-in-law replied. 'Why are you naked?' asked the mother-in-law.
'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law replied. 'LOVE DRESS! You are
naked,' said the mother-in-law. 'But my husband loves it when I wear this
dress. It makes him happy and he makes me happy,' said the daughter-in-law.
'I would appreciate your leaving now because my husband will be home any
minute,' the daughter-in-law continued. Soured by all of this romantic
stuff, the mother-in-law left. On the way home, she thought about the 'LOVE
DRESS' and got an idea. She undressed, showered, applied her best perfume,
and waited by the door for her husband to come home. Finally, the pickup
truck drove up the drive way, and she took her place by the door. The
father-in-law opened the door, and immediately saw his wife naked by the
door. 'What are you doing?' he asked. 'This is my love dress,' the
mother-in-law replied. 'Needs ironing,' he replied