Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old
fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying "Free to
good
home, You want it you take it".

For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking
twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this
deal,
looks to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read "Fridge for
sale $50". The next day someone stole it.
These people Vote...



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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
direction was North because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking
him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?"

When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, (and has for
sometime), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that
stuff". . .
She ALSO votes!



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I used to work in technical support for a 24x7 call center.
One day I got a call from an individual who
asked what hours the call center was open. I
told him, "The number you dialed is open
24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded,
"Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call
quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" . .
He ALSO votes!



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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she
got
on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but
"didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving". . .
She ALSO votes!



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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car It's designed to cut through
a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
My sister ALSO votes!



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My friends and I were planning a party and they went to buy the beer. They
noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, they bought 2 cases. The cashier
multiplied 2 times 10% and gave them a 20% discount...
He ALSO votes!

When they got back home, I asked them why they didn't buy 10 cases?
They ALSO vote!





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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain
rip out every time she turned her head?" I had to explain that a person's
nose
and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is
turned.
My friend ALSO votes!



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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the
lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed
up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained
professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me,
"has your plane arrived yet?".

SHE ALSO votes!