A man is in court for murder and the judge says 'You are charged with
beating your wife to death with a hammer.'
Then a voice at the back of the court says, 'you bastard.'

Then the judge continues, 'you are also charged With beating Your daughter
to death with a hammer.'

Again the voice at the back of the court says, 'you bastard.'

The judge says, 'now we cannot have any more of these outbursts from you or
I shall charge You With contempt, now what is the problem?'

Then the man at the back of the court says, 'fifteen years I lived next-door
to that bastard and every time I asked to borrow a hammer he said he never
had one!'