"Good mother of all, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her
husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to
afford any." The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and
says,"For the sake of decency, here's £50. Go and buy yourself some
underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee.
Her skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies.
"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"
She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me."
He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency,here's £20. Go
and buy yourself some underwear!"


Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over
her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
"Sweet mudder, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?"

She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd
any." The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well,fer the Love 'o
Scottland, 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."