LETTER TO TRUWORTHS

Dear Sir/Madam

I acknowledge receipt of your letter dated 1 May in which
for the third time, you request that I pay the monies owed to you.
I first want you to know that by no means do I dispute my debt and I
intend to reimburse you as soon as possible.

However, I bring to your attention that I have many more
creditors,quite as honourable as you, and whom I wish to reimburse
too. That is why, each month, I throw all the names of my creditors into
a hat and draw one randomly whom I hasten to refund immediately. I
hope that yours will come out shortly.

Sincerely Yours,
Sipho


PS: I have great regret in informing you that given the
unceremonious tone of your last letter, you will not be taking part in
the next three draws.