Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office..... but she belonged to
someone else...

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give
you a R100 if you let me have you...."

The girl said "NO."

Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend
down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
Boyfriend.

So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says. Ask him for R200, pick up the money very fast, he won't
even be able to get his pants down.

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the
boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.

Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened......

She said "The f*cker used 20c coins"

Management lesson: Always consider a business
proposal in it's Entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!