Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of
falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the
ground that aren't as good, but easy....... The apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to
climb all the way to the top of the tree. Share this with other women who
are good apples, even those who have already been picked!

Now Men....

Men are like a fine wine.

They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the sh*t out of them
until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.