The farmer pleaded that he wasn't much over the speed limit. But the
cop continued to slowly write out the ticket. He brushed a fly off his face.

The farmer said, "That sirkelgogga bothering you?"

The cop said, "What's a sirkelgogga?"

The farmer said, "That fly - they circle a horse's backside."
The cop stopped writing, looked at the farmer, and said, "Are you trying to
say I'm a horse's ass?"

The farmer said, "Never! I have a great respect for officers of the law."

The cop carried on writing.

After a while the farmer said, "But you can't fool them flies."