Gauteng Metro policeman pulled a car over and told the driver that because
he had been wearing his seat belt he had just won R5 000, in an Arrive Alive
safety competition. Being a Zimbabwean, the driver could hardly believe his
luck. "What are you going to do with your cash?" asked the traffic cop.
"Well I guess I'm going to get a drivers licence," he answered.

"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He tries
to be smart when he's drunk."

This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and
moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car." At that moment there
was a knock from the boot and a voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"
The cop fainted.