Dr. Van Der Merwe (Van) wanted to go hunting; he calls his Assistant Koos
and tells him
 
"Ya Koos, I am going hunting tomorrow, we don't want to close the clinic, I
ask you to take care of our patients".
"Yes, Van..." answers Koos.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks:"So Koos, how was
your day?"
Koos tells him he took care of 3 patients.
 
The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.
"Lekker Koos, and the second one?" says Van.
 
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX , Dr," says Koos
"Yislaaaaaaaik Koos you're good at this and what about the third one?" asks
Van.
 
 I was sitting and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters like a flame,
she undresses herself, taking off her bra and her panties and lies on the
table and shouts: HELP ME! For 5 years I have not seen a man!!!!!"
 
And what did you do Koos???" asks Van...
 
"I put eye drops in her eyes!!!!"