Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover after the night at a business
function. He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is
a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next
to them, a single red rose! Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of
him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is
in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes
the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in
the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on
the stove, I left early to go shopping - Love you!!" He stumbles to the
kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.

His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son...what happened last
night?" "Well, you came home after 3am, drunk and out of your! mind. You
broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you
ran into the door."

"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh, THAT!...Mom
dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to take your pants off, you
screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!".
Broken table - R585.26
Hot breakfast - R42.20
Red Rose bud - R35.00
Two aspirins - R8.00

Saying the right thing, at the right time... Priceless.