"I can't imagine what it will be like making love to a midget," said the
woman, "especially with the size difference and all."

"Just take off your clothes, lie back on the bed, spread your legs, and
close your eyes," said the midget.

The woman did as she was told, and soon she felt the biggest thing she had
ever experienced inside her. Within a few minutes, the woman had climaxed
eight times.

"If you think was good," said the midget with a smirk, "just wait till I get
BOTH legs in there!"