Reason why I never visit rich people...

Q: "What would u like to drink , fruit juice, soda, tea, milo, chocolate, or
coffee?"

A: "Tea please"

Q: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea or green tea?"

A: "Ceylon tea please"

Q: "How would u like it? Black or white?"

A: "White please"

Q: "Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?"

A: "Milk please "

Q: "Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk?"

A: "Cow milk please."

Q: "Milk from Freezeland or Afrikaner cow?"

A: "Umm .. I'll rather take it black please."

Q: "Would u like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

A: "With sugar please."

Q: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"

A: "Cane sugar please."

Q: "White, brown or yellow sugar?"

A: "Just forget about the tea. I'll have a glass of water instead please."

Q: "Mineral or still water ? "

A: "Mineral water please."

Q: "Flavoured or non-flavoured ?"

A: "Fok, lossit net ... ek vrek liewer vannie fokken dors!!!"