One day three small people decided they wanted to be in the record books the
fist one says "I have pretty short arms", so he goes and succeeds. The
second one says "I have pretty short legs," so he goes and succeeds. The
third one says "I have a very small penis," and when he comes back he says
"Who the hell is Leonardo DiCaprio?"


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