A guy applies for a job at a new South African Government Department.

The interviewer asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
"Yes!" the guy says, "...a landmine blew my testicles away!"
"O.K. you're hired!" the interviewer announces, "Working hours are from 8
till 5 o'clock.

Make sure you're here by 10 every morning!"
Puzzled the guy says "8 till 5, why do you want me to come in only at 10?"
"This is a government job," the interviewer says.

The first two hours we just sit around scratching our balls.......no point
in you coming in for that....!"