The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and as she bends over to
place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack
of underwear."Good God woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?"
her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping
money to afford any." The Englishman immediately reaches into his
pocket and says "For the Sake of decency, here's 50 pounds; go and buy
yourself some underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her
skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Blessed
Virgin Mary,woman! You've no knickers. Why not?" She replies "I can't
afford any on the money you give me" He reaches into his pocket and
says, "For the sake of decency, here's 20 pounds; go and buy yourself
some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt
over her head to reveal that she too, is naked under it. "Sweet mudder
of Jesus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?" She too explains,
"You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any."

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says "Well, fer the love' o
Jasus 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."