Three rugby fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot
sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road.

They stopped and discovered an unconscious, nude woman.
Out of respect and propriety, the Stormers fan took off his cap and
placed it over her right breast.

The Sharks fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast.
Following their lead, the Bulls fan took off his cap and placed over
her nether region.

The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted
his investigation.

First, he lifted up the Stormers cap, looked, replaced it and wrote
down  a few notes.

Next, he lifted up the Sharks cap, looked, replaced it and wrote down
some more notes.

Then he lifted up the Bulls cap, looked, replaced it, scratched his
head, lifted it again and looked, replaced it, thought for a minute then
lifted it again, looked and finally replaced it before writing down some
notes.

The Stormers fan was getting a little upset and asked, "What are you,a
pervert or something!

Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"
"Well," said the officer, "I'm simply surprised. Normally when I
look under a Bulls cap I find an asshole."