A little girl was sitting in her classroom in England when her teacher
walked in and started talking about how proud she is to be English and how
wonderful it is to be an England supporter. The teacher then asked everyone
who supported England to put up their hand. Every hand in the class besides
one went up. This surprised the teacher and so she asked the little girl why
her hand wasn't up.

"Well," said the little girl, "because I dont support England."

Even more surprised, the teacher asked her who she supported.

"I support the Springboks", she replied.

Now a bit irritated, the teacher asked the little girl why she supported the
Springboks.

"My mom supports the Springboks, and my dad supports the Springboks, so I
support the Springboks."

The teacher looked at the little girl and with a smirk asked: "Well, if your
mom was an idiot and your dad was an idiot, what would you be?"

The little girl looked up at her teacher, smiled and replied: "An England
supporter!"