Good:

A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't nabbing
any. Then, he discovered the problem - a 10 year old boy was standing up the
road with a hand painted sign which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD'. The officer
then found a young accomplice down the road in the other direction with a
sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of change.
 
Better:

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated
radar trap. A $180.00 speeding ticket was included.
Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $180.00. They
responded with a mailed photo of handcuffs.

Best:

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked
to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said 'I BET YOU ARE
GOING TO SELL ME A TICKET TO THE MOTORCYCLE COP'S BALL'. He replied with
'MOTORCYCLE COPS DON'T HAVE BALLS'. There was a moment of silence while she
smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got
back on his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car
for several minutes




All we need is hope....