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Let's just put things in perspective and also to save you time and money
(and effort)....
1. Skippy heartbeat when you think of him/her.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Tachycardia which may lead to ventricular fibrillation
and Myocardial Infarction (Heart Attack).
2. Restless trembling of hands, feet and other body parts.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Parkinson's Disease
http://www.ninds.nih.gov/disorders/parkinsons_disease/parkinson
3. Constant smiling.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Bell's Palsy
http://www.ninds.nih.gov/disorders/bells/detail_bells.htm
4. Absent mindedness, forgetfulness, inability to focus on tasks at work or
at home.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Early Onset Alzheimer's Disease
http://www.alz.org/alzheimers_disease_what_is_alzheimers.asp
5. Frequent or constant sexual arousal.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Nymphomania
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/compulsive-sexual-behavio
6. Weakening of knees and bursts of energy when he/she calls or comes over.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Multiple Sclerosis
http://www.nationalmssociety.org/about-multiple-sclerosis/wha
7. Inability to stop thinking about him/her.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
http://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/obsessive-compulsive-disorde
8. Bruising on neck, breasts and other tender areas.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Leukemia
http://www.leukemia-lymphoma.org/all_page?item_id=7026#leukem
9. Insomnia.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia
http://familydoctor.org/online/famdocen/home/men/prostate/1
10. Feeling that you can smell/hear/feel him or her when not in his/her
presence.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Schizophrenia
http://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/schizophrenia/inde
(and effort)....
1. Skippy heartbeat when you think of him/her.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Tachycardia which may lead to ventricular fibrillation
and Myocardial Infarction (Heart Attack).
2. Restless trembling of hands, feet and other body parts.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Parkinson's Disease
http://www.ninds.nih.gov/disorders/parkinsons_disease/parkinson
3. Constant smiling.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Bell's Palsy
http://www.ninds.nih.gov/disorders/bells/detail_bells.htm
4. Absent mindedness, forgetfulness, inability to focus on tasks at work or
at home.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Early Onset Alzheimer's Disease
http://www.alz.org/alzheimers_disease_what_is_alzheimers.asp
5. Frequent or constant sexual arousal.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Nymphomania
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/compulsive-sexual-behavio
6. Weakening of knees and bursts of energy when he/she calls or comes over.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Multiple Sclerosis
http://www.nationalmssociety.org/about-multiple-sclerosis/wha
7. Inability to stop thinking about him/her.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
http://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/obsessive-compulsive-disorde
8. Bruising on neck, breasts and other tender areas.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Leukemia
http://www.leukemia-lymphoma.org/all_page?item_id=7026#leukem
9. Insomnia.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia
http://familydoctor.org/online/famdocen/home/men/prostate/1
10. Feeling that you can smell/hear/feel him or her when not in his/her
presence.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Schizophrenia
http://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/schizophrenia/inde
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