The 'Perfect Password'
 
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate
point in the process, the computer advised him that he would  now need to
enter a password.
 
Something he will use to log on.
 
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the
shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention.
 
So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly
obvious to his wife what he was entering by stating each letter out loud as
he typed:
 
 
P...E...N...I...S
 
 
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:
 
  
 
 
**** PASSWORD REJECTED NOT LONG ENOUGH***