The staff from a Johannesburg computer company decided to pull a practical
joke on their boss who had a habit of playing serious jokes on everyone
else.

While having year-end dinner as a restaurant in Rosebank, the boss went to
the toilet, and they went through his wallet and found his Lotto Ticket.

Then, they wrote down his numbers and called over the waitress to set up a
little prank.

She came back half an hour later and asked if anyone wanted to know the
evening's Lotto winning numbers then proceeded to read them out aloud,
before setting the numbers on each table.

The boss looked at the numbers, then casually pulled out his from his wallet
and compared them. He became really silent, put his wallet back in his
jacket and sat down again, and checked the numbers, very, very, carefully.

Then, he sculled his drink, and checked his number again. He stood up in his
chair and shouted out to the whole room, "I just want to let you all know
something. I've been having and affair with my secretary for months. I don't
like any of you, and I have hated working for this company. I've never put
forward any of your requests for raises. You can all go to Hell, cause I've
just won a load of money, and I'm leaving."

And there it all went: tata ma chance, tata ma job, tata ma marriage.