Break time..

If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle?
Why do you still call it a building when its already built?
If its true that we are here to help others,What are others here for?
If you're not supposed to drink and drive, Why do bars have parking lots?

We're just funny sometimes.


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1Posted by Madmax on 2009-04-25 10:35:04
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
2Posted by BriDee on 2009-04-25 19:49:12
Well people from France are called Frogs!

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