An Australian man is seeking to join the Police force

The Sergeant doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good,
but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can
be accepted."

Then, sliding a pistol across the desk, he says:

"Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six drug
dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit. "

"Why the rabbit?"

"I like your attitude!" says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"


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