The local Vicar explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that
will pay him more.
 
There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave.
 
Mike Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the area, stands up and
proclaims:

' If the Vicar stays, I will provide him with a new BMW every year and his
wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children! '
 
The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.
 
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and publican, stands and says, ' If the
Vicar will stay on here I 'll personally double his salary and establish a
foundation to guarantee private secondary school education of his children!
'
 
More sighs and loud applause.
 
Agnes Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile,
 
' If the Vicar stays, I will give him sex. '
 
There is total silence..
 
The Preacher, blushing, asks her:
 
' Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that? '
 
Agnes ' s 90-year old husband, Joe, is now trying to hide, holding his
forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side,
while his wife replies:
 
' Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, ' f**k him!
'