A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter
scale has hit Pakistan . Two million Pakistanis have died and over a
million are injured.
The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't
know where to start with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the
world is in shock.
The USA is sending troops to help.
Saudi Arabia is sending oil.
Latin American countries are sending supplies.
New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops.
The Asian continents are sending labour to assist in
rebuilding infrastructure.
Australia is sending medical teams and supplies.
Britain, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Pakistanis.

God Bless British generosity.


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