Would Tiger's wife be willing to forgive him if he changed his name to
Cheatah?

Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his
wife.

Tiger Woods drove an Escalade into a tree. Pro golfers generally treat
caddies better than that.

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a
hole in one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball
400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They
went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide
between a wood and an iron.