A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to
spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short
skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments
she uncrosses her legs ... enough times till her husband says... "Are
you wearing crotchless panties?"


"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.

"Thank goodness for that... I thought you were sitting on the cat.”





He never heard the gunshot.