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I met a fairy today who granted me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "but I am not allowed to grant that type of wish."
"Fine," I said.
"Then I want to die when England wins the Soccer World Cup."
"You crafty bastard!" said the fairy.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "but I am not allowed to grant that type of wish."
"Fine," I said.
"Then I want to die when England wins the Soccer World Cup."
"You crafty bastard!" said the fairy.
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