T H E Jewish E L B O W

A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is
coming to visit with his wife.
"You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301.
There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow , push button
301. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get
in, and with your elbow , push 3. When you get out, I'm on the left.
With your elbow , hit my doorbell."
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with
my elbow? .........


"What . . . .. .. You coming empty handed?"