Panados
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2 years ago by TheSimpsons
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Man kom lékker dronk by die huis. Vrou lê oopmond in die bed en slaap ... Man gooi twee panados in haar mond af. Sy verstuk haar amper dood ! Vrou : “Wat het... Read more
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Mal, maller,...
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2 years ago by QuickSand
Tagged with: quicksand   pg13l   maller   mal   afrikaans  

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Oë traan
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2 years ago by TheSimpsons
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Juffrou vra vir die klas: "Watter soort groente laat 'n mens se oë traan?" Jannie se hand is eerste op. Juffrou: "Ja Jannie, wat is dit?" Jannie: "'n Aartappel, juffrou..." Juffrou: "Nee Jannie, dit... Read more
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Gatiep treur oor Maraai ...
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2 years ago by Nash
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Gatiep sit gesuip langs Meraai se graf en tjank. Lekker dronk verdrietig: "Meraai as jy net terugkom hou ek op drink!" 'n Mol is besig om 'n hopie op te stoot. Gatiep spring die... Read more
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Vark ...
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2 years ago by SS
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Plaaswerker aan boer (op tweerigtingradio): Jonas: Baas ek't di vark getrap meddi bakkie, Hys sharp, mar hy sit vas by di bulbar, hy skrou banja! Baas: Jonas, vat die 303 agter die seat, skiet hom,... Read more
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Paar lekr spotprente
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2 years ago by donyjvr
Tagged with: spotprente   rugby   paar   lekr   donyjvr   bokke   afrikaans  
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Waar kom 'ek het jou lief' vandaan ...
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2 years ago by SS
Tagged with: waar   vandaan   valentine   liefde   lief   kom   jou   het   afrikaans  
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Wa' kom die sêding - Ek het jou lief vandaan? : Adam en Eva was Capies... Eva bad innie stroompie en haar blaartjie dryf... Read more
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Gedagte vir die dag ...
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2 years ago by TheSimpsons
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Seks is soos 'n payslip. Jy kan dit met niemand bespreek nie want dan weet almal hoe min jy kry………... Read more
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