The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise
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The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago,... Read more
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A wife asked her husband to describe her
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A wife asked her husband to describe her. He said, 'You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K'. She said, 'What does that mean?' He said, 'Adorable, Beautiful, Cute,... Read more
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I asked my Government: "Where do I go to collect my R1000, 00 housing & 8.6% for this year?" He said: ........ Come here ........... and have a look!
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A handful of 7 year old children were asked what they thought of beer:
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Some interesting responses: 7 year old Tim: " I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mum gets " 7 year old Mellanie: " Beer... Read more
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