A remedy to cure the so-called "Headache" excuse....
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  Husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."   "Perfect" her husband said. "I was just in... Read more
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All women have the same excuse...
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Worst excuse ever ...
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Oh yeah, because I always take off my pants when I'm drinking beer !
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Excuses, excuses
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A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair,... Read more
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Excuses
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A married couple at the Zoo walks past the gorilla enclosure. Says the woman: "Mark, do you know that gorillas are the only animals which resemble men in... Read more
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$10 excuses ...
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Two notorious drunks are sitting at the bar. One is crying. The other asks what's wrong. "I've puked all over myself again and my wife is gonna kill me." The other drunk... Read more
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Excuse me sir, your balls are showing ...
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