Motivational 1 and 2 liners ...
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Mercedes Maybach with 'recliner' rear seats and the 'electrostatic' sunroof. The sunroof turns from opaque to crystal clear.
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Offend Everyone - one liners.
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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 lbs. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes. Why is it so hard to find... Read more
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Quickies ... a couple of 2 liner jokes ..
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Definition of an Irish husband: He hasn't kissed his wife for twenty years, but he will kill any man who does. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to... Read more
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Boksburg luxury liner
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Q & A ... a copuple of 2-liners ...
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Q. What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? A. They can both smell it, but can't eat it. Q. You know why they say that eating oysters... Read more
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Dating homeless girls
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Whats the best thing about dating homeless girls? You can drop them off anywhere.... Read more
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Top 9 one liners
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Why is Santa's sack so big? He only comes once a year. One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok,... Read more
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