A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed
he had
his collar on backwards.  The little boy asked why he wore his collar
backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said. "I am a father." The little boy replied.
"My daddy
doesn't wear his collar like that."
The priest looked up from his book and answered. "I am the father of many."

The boy said. "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he
doesn't
wear his collar that way."
The Priest, getting impatient, said. "I am the Father of hundred's" and went
back
to reading his book.

The little boy said quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said.
"Maybe
you should wear a condom and your pants backwards instead of your collar."