Delia's Way
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent
ice-cream drips.

The Real Woman's Way
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake.
You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.
_____________________________________________________________________

Delia's Way
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the
potatoes.

The Real Woman's Way
Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.
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Delia's Way
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the
dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white
mess on the outside of the cake.

The Real Woman's Way
Tescos sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.
________________________________________________________________________
Delia's Way
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a
potato slice.

The Real Woman's Way
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough sh!t.
Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat
it and I don't care how bad it tastes."
____________________________________________________________________

Delia's Way
Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will
keep for weeks

The Real Woman's Way
It could keep forever. Who eats it?
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Delia's Way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your
forehead. The throbbing will go away.

The Real Woman's Way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of
vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the
headache, but you wont give a sh*t?
_________________________________________________________________________

Finally the most important tip ...
Delia's Way
Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles
The Real Woman's Way
left over wine???? Helllloooo!!


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