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*FEMALE GEOGRAPHY*
- Between 18 and 25, a woman is like Africa**: **wild, naturally beautiful
and full of mysterious, fertile deltas.*
- Between 26 and 34, a woman is like America: well-developed and open for
trade, especially for those with stacks of money.*
- Between 35 and 44, a woman is like India: sensual, relaxed, in full bloom,
aware of her beauty.*
- Between 45 and 54, a woman is like France: deliciously mature, still a
pleasant destination to visit.*
- Between 55 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia: a lost war, haunted by the
mistakes of the past. Major reconstruction work is ** ** mostly** **the
only answer**.*
- Between 61 and 65, a woman is like Russia: vast, with undefined frontier.
The cold climate puts off any potential visitors.*
- *Between 66* *and 70, a woman is like Mongolia: a glorious past, great
conquests, but without a future.*
- After 70, a woman is like Afghanistan* or* the north pole*: *many know its
whereabouts, but no-one dares to venture there...*
MALE GEOGRAPHY** * *
- **Between 15 and 90, a man is like Zimbabwe* : *ruled by a dick..*. *
Forward this to all the great woman you know and to men who'll understand...
- Between 18 and 25, a woman is like Africa**: **wild, naturally beautiful
and full of mysterious, fertile deltas.*
- Between 26 and 34, a woman is like America: well-developed and open for
trade, especially for those with stacks of money.*
- Between 35 and 44, a woman is like India: sensual, relaxed, in full bloom,
aware of her beauty.*
- Between 45 and 54, a woman is like France: deliciously mature, still a
pleasant destination to visit.*
- Between 55 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia: a lost war, haunted by the
mistakes of the past. Major reconstruction work is ** ** mostly** **the
only answer**.*
- Between 61 and 65, a woman is like Russia: vast, with undefined frontier.
The cold climate puts off any potential visitors.*
- *Between 66* *and 70, a woman is like Mongolia: a glorious past, great
conquests, but without a future.*
- After 70, a woman is like Afghanistan* or* the north pole*: *many know its
whereabouts, but no-one dares to venture there...*
MALE GEOGRAPHY** * *
- **Between 15 and 90, a man is like Zimbabwe* : *ruled by a dick..*. *
Forward this to all the great woman you know and to men who'll understand...
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