*FEMALE GEOGRAPHY*


- Between 18 and 25, a woman is like Africa**: **wild, naturally beautiful
and full of mysterious, fertile deltas.*

- Between 26 and 34, a woman is like America: well-developed and open for
trade, especially for those with stacks of money.*

- Between 35 and 44, a woman is like India: sensual, relaxed, in full bloom,
aware of her beauty.*

- Between 45 and 54, a woman is like France: deliciously mature, still a
pleasant destination to visit.*

- Between 55 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia: a lost war, haunted by the
mistakes of the past. Major reconstruction work is  ** ** mostly** **the
only answer**.*

- Between 61 and 65, a woman is like Russia: vast, with undefined frontier.
The cold climate puts off any potential visitors.*

- *Between 66*   *and 70, a woman is like Mongolia: a glorious past, great
conquests, but without a future.*

- After 70, a woman is like Afghanistan* or* the north pole*: *many know its
whereabouts, but no-one dares to venture there...*


MALE GEOGRAPHY** * *

- **Between 15 and 90, a man is like Zimbabwe* : *ruled by a dick..*. *








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1Posted by CROW on 2009-03-17 11:12:11
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