Football  finally makes sense. A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first
football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After
the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all
the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each
other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin. One team got it, and then for the rest of the
game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter
back!' I'm like, Hello-o-o? It's only 25 cents!"