HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES ON AN AIRPLANE

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these
instructions:     

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.   
2. Remove your laptop.   
3. Start up   
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.   
5. Close your eyes, tilt your head up to the sky & move your lips as if
praying  
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