"McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop. As they
sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was
spoken.

The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn
to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had McCain in his chair
reached for the after shave. McCain was quick to stop him saying, ' No
thanks, my wife Cindy will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse'. 

The second barber turned to Barack and said 'how about you?' Obama replied
'Go ahead, my wife Michelle doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse
smells like."