PLEASE CIRCULATE THIS MESSAGE AROUND YOUR OFFICE AND MAKE SURE EVERYONE
TAKES PART THIS FRIDAY:

The Leaders of the world are asking for your support to combat terrorism and
we are being encouraged to demonstrate against these terrorists this Friday
at 15:00 hours.  

It is a well-known fact that the Taliban are against alcohol consumption and
think it is sinful to look at a naked woman. Therefore, at 15:00 hours this
Friday, all women should run naked through the office while men chase them
with a beer in their hands. This is the best way to show our disgust for the
Taliban and will hopefully help us in detecting the terrorists amongst us,
so  anybody who does not do as proposed will be deemed a terrorist,
denounced to the world and shot.

Do it for your country!!