A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp
partially buried in the sand.  He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.

Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three
wishes.

The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.

The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a golf-course mansion,
surrounded by 50 beautiful women. After he makes love to all of them, he
begins to explore this fabulous house. Suddenly he feels something soft
under his feet, he looks down and the floor is covered in £100 notes.

There's a knock at the door he answers it and standing there are two people
dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree,
throw a rope over a branch and hang him by the neck until he's dead.

As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods.

It's the two blonde genies.

One blonde genie says to the other one, 'I can understand the first wish
having all these beautiful women to make love to, I can also understand him
wanting to be a millionaire, but why he wanted to be hung like a black man
is beyond me.'