A duded-up city rider walks into a seedy bar in Sturgis, SD.

He sits at the bar and notices a grizzled old biker with his arms folded,
staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.

After a few minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the newby rider
bravely asks the old biker, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"

The old veteran of a thousand rides slowly turns his head toward the young
pup and says, "Nah, you go ahead."

Eagerly, the guy wearing the shiny new leather fashions reaches over and
slides the bowl into his place and starts spooning it in with delight.

He gets nearly down to the bottom of the bowl and notices a dead mouse in
the chili. The sight was very shocking, and he immediately barfed up the
chili back into the bowl.

The old biker says, "Yep, that's as far as I got too"