Johnny was desperate to do it with a lady at work. He eventually plucks up the courage and says, "I'll give you $1000 if you let me screw you."

"No" she replies

"I'll be quick, you will bend over to pick up the money and by the time you get back up I'll be done."

Girl decides to consult with her boyfriend. Boyfriend says, it's OK, but ask for $2000 and pick it up real quick, he won't even have his pants down by the time you're done.

15 minutes later the boyfriend is waiting for a call from his girlfriend. 20 minutes go by, 30 and eventually 45 minutes. Boyfriend decides to call girlfriend and ask what happened.

Out of breath she replied...

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"HE USED COINS!"