A young Zimbabwean businessman on his first visit to Johannesburg goes
to Monte casino to have a cold one As he sits there drinking, a young
prostitute comes over to talk to him. They sit and talk, play a little,
giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her
ear, she gasps and runs away!


Seeing this, an older, more experienced prostitute takes over and tries
to entertain the gentleman. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a
bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and
she screams, 'No!' and quickly walks away.

All the prostitutes are now so surprised that this ordinary-looking man
has asked for something so outrageous that two of their colleagues
would not accept.


The most experienced lady of the night, Lola, decides she will do
whatever it is this man wants. Lola looks a bit tired, bu t she has never
said no and it doesn't seem likely that she would today.
So she goes over to the gentleman. They sit and talk, frolic a little,
giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her
ear and Lola screams, 'ARE YOU MAD? NO WAY !' She slaps him as hard as
she can and literally runs away!

Everyone is now amazed and absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing
like this in all the years Monte Casino has operated. One of the
bouncers finally decides he has to find out what extraordinary
perversion this young Zimbabwean has performed.

He goes to Lola and asks what it was that this guy wanted that was so bad.

Lola answers: 'Can you imagine? He wants to pay in Zim Dollars!'