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1. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas
2. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
3. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
4. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
5. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
6. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known
today as Giraffes.
7. They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from
anybody.
2. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
3. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
4. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
5. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
6. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known
today as Giraffes.
7. They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from
anybody.
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